Effective Date: January 31, 2026
These Terms of Service govern your access to and use of the website, online store, and related services operated by FALSE ALARM LLC. By visiting our website, browsing available products, creating an account, submitting an order, or otherwise using any portion of our services, you agree to comply with these Terms and any applicable laws and regulations. If you do not accept these terms, you should discontinue use of our website and services.
Independent Retailer of Authentic fairlife Products
FALSE ALARM LLC is an independent retailer that offers authentic merchandise from selected brands. We are not affiliated with, owned by, operated by, sponsored by, or otherwise associated with fairlife. References to fairlife and its products on our website are used only for product identification and informational purposes. Our website, retail activities, order fulfillment, customer assistance, and other business operations are independently managed by FALSE ALARM LLC.
Website Use
Our website is intended to be used for legitimate shopping, informational, and other lawful purposes. You agree to use the website in a manner that does not interfere with its normal operation or negatively affect other customers, our systems, service providers, or the security of the website.
You may not attempt to access restricted portions of our systems, servers, databases, accounts, networks, or other infrastructure without authorization. Unauthorized use of automated tools, bots, crawlers, scraping software, or similar technologies to collect or extract website information is not permitted unless we have provided prior written authorization.
You must not upload, transmit, distribute, or introduce viruses, malicious programs, harmful code, or other materials that could interfere with website functionality or compromise the security of our systems. We may limit, suspend, or terminate access when we reasonably determine that a user has violated these Terms, applicable law, or engaged in conduct that presents a risk to our business, customers, website, or third-party providers.
Product Details and Availability
We make reasonable efforts to present product descriptions, images, prices, availability information, and other merchandise details as accurately as possible. Nevertheless, website information may occasionally contain typographical mistakes, outdated details, omissions, or other inaccuracies.
Manufacturer-provided information, including packaging, labels, ingredients, nutritional information, product specifications, and related details, may change without notice. Customers should rely on the information provided with the actual product where appropriate.
Product listings and availability may change at any time. We may correct errors, revise product information, adjust availability, restrict purchase quantities, or remove products from the website when circumstances require. The appearance of a product on our website does not guarantee that it will remain available. An order is not considered fully accepted until it has been reviewed and processed by FALSE ALARM LLC.
Orders and Payment
When submitting an order, you agree to provide information that is accurate, complete, and current. This may include billing details, shipping information, contact information, payment details, and other information necessary to complete the transaction.
Placing an order constitutes a request to purchase the selected merchandise and does not automatically create an obligation for FALSE ALARM LLC to accept the order. We may review orders before acceptance and may decline, cancel, or limit an order when reasonably necessary. If an order cannot be fulfilled after payment has been received, we will use the contact information supplied during checkout to communicate with the customer and may issue an applicable refund.
The amount payable for an order may include the listed merchandise price, applicable taxes, shipping charges, and other costs disclosed during checkout. Customers are responsible for reviewing the information displayed before completing a purchase and for providing accurate payment and delivery details.
Account Use
Some areas or features of the website may permit customers to establish an account. If you create an account, you are responsible for protecting your username, password, and other login credentials and for activities performed through the account.
Account information should be truthful, accurate, and kept current. If you become aware of suspected unauthorized access or activity associated with your account, you should contact us promptly.
Accounts may not be created for the purpose of impersonating another individual or organization. You may not use false identity information or misrepresent your relationship with FALSE ALARM LLC, fairlife, another brand, or any other business.
Intellectual Property Rights
Unless specifically stated otherwise, materials appearing on our website, including written content, photographs, graphics, page designs, logos, layouts, software, product information, and other website elements, are owned by FALSE ALARM LLC, licensed to us, or used with appropriate permission.
Website materials may be viewed and used for personal, lawful purposes related to shopping through our store. Without prior written authorization, you may not reproduce, republish, alter, distribute, sell, license, publicly display, transmit, commercially exploit, or create derivative works from protected website content.
Any third-party brand names, trademarks, logos, product names, or related intellectual property remain the property of their respective owners. Nothing contained in these Terms transfers ownership or grants an implied license to third-party intellectual property.
Customer Content
If the website provides an opportunity to submit reviews, comments, questions, photographs, feedback, or other material, you are responsible for the content you provide.
By submitting material, you represent that you have the necessary rights to submit it and that the content does not infringe another person’s or organization’s rights. Content submitted to our website must not be unlawful, fraudulent, deceptive, defamatory, threatening, abusive, obscene, discriminatory, or otherwise inappropriate.
We may review, remove, restrict, or decline to publish submitted content when we reasonably believe that it violates these Terms, applicable law, or the safety, security, or legitimate interests of our website and customers.
Third-Party Websites and Services
Our website may interact with or provide access to third-party services, including payment processors, delivery providers, social platforms, analytics services, and external websites. These third parties operate independently and may establish their own terms, privacy policies, and service conditions.
FALSE ALARM LLC does not control every aspect of third-party websites or services and is not responsible for their availability, content, security, policies, practices, or performance. Any use of an external service is subject to the terms established by the applicable third-party provider.
Privacy and Personal Information
Our handling of personal information is described in our applicable Privacy Policy. Information may be collected and processed as reasonably necessary to operate the website, administer accounts, process purchases, arrange fulfillment and delivery, provide customer assistance, maintain security, communicate with customers, and conduct legitimate business operations.
Customers should review our Privacy Policy for further information about the types of information that may be collected, how such information may be used, when it may be shared, and the choices that may be available regarding personal information.
Electronic Communications
By interacting with our website or communicating with FALSE ALARM LLC electronically, you agree that we may communicate with you electronically regarding transactions and the administration of our services.
Electronic communications may include order confirmations, shipping updates, account-related notices, customer service correspondence, security messages, and other necessary administrative communications. Where permitted by applicable law and consistent with your preferences, we may also send promotional communications.
You may discontinue promotional email communications by using the unsubscribe instructions provided in those messages. Choosing not to receive marketing communications does not prevent us from sending essential transaction-related, account-related, security, or administrative messages.
Changes to the Website and Terms
We may change, update, suspend, or discontinue any portion of our website or services when appropriate. Such changes may result from operational needs, technical improvements, security requirements, product availability, or changes in applicable laws and regulations.
We may also revise these Terms periodically. Updated terms may be posted on the website or communicated through another reasonable method when appropriate. To the extent allowed by law, continued use of our website after revised Terms take effect indicates acceptance of the updated provisions.
Disclaimer
To the fullest extent allowed under applicable law, the website and related services are provided on an available basis without a guarantee that access will always be uninterrupted, timely, secure, or free from errors or technical problems.
We make reasonable efforts to maintain dependable operations and provide useful and accurate information, but we cannot promise that every page, product detail, price, availability statement, or other website material will always be complete, current, or error-free.
Nothing in these Terms is intended to restrict consumer rights, warranties, remedies, or legal protections that cannot lawfully be excluded or limited.
Limitation of Liability
To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, FALSE ALARM LLC will not be liable for indirect, incidental, consequential, special, exemplary, or punitive damages arising from or related to access to, use of, or inability to use our website or services.
Such limitations may include certain losses involving business interruption, anticipated revenue, profits, data, or other indirect consequences, except where applicable law prevents the exclusion or limitation of such liability.
Nothing in these Terms limits liability to the extent that applicable law prohibits such a limitation or exclusion.
Termination of Access
Customers may discontinue use of our website at any time. FALSE ALARM LLC may restrict, suspend, or terminate access to the website, accounts, or related services when reasonably necessary, including circumstances involving violations of these Terms, suspected fraudulent conduct, security concerns, misuse of the website, or conduct that may harm our business or customers.
Provisions that are intended by their nature to remain effective after termination will continue to apply. These may include provisions concerning intellectual property, liability limitations, unresolved obligations, and other terms that reasonably require continued effect.
Applicable Law and Disputes
These Terms will be interpreted and applied in accordance with applicable law governing the relationship between FALSE ALARM LLC and its customers. If a concern or dispute arises regarding our website, services, products, transactions, or these Terms, customers are encouraged to contact us first so that we can review the matter and attempt to reach a reasonable resolution.
Nothing contained in these Terms is intended to waive, restrict, or eliminate mandatory consumer protections or rights available under the laws that apply to a customer’s particular circumstances or place of residence.
General Terms
If any portion of these Terms is found to be invalid, unlawful, or unenforceable, the remaining provisions will remain effective to the fullest extent permitted by applicable law.
Our decision not to enforce a particular provision on one occasion does not constitute a permanent waiver of that provision or prevent us from enforcing it in the future.
These Terms do not establish a partnership, employment relationship, agency, joint venture, or other formal business relationship between a customer and FALSE ALARM LLC.
Contact Information
Questions concerning these Terms, website use, orders, products, or customer service may be directed to FALSE ALARM LLC using the contact information below.
FALSE ALARM LLC
6244 CASTLEGATE DR W APT 9307
CASTLE ROCK CO 80108
US
Email: fairliferetailer@gmail.com
Phone: 1-800-648-5415